What is she playing at?
Is it a deliberate mistake?
Is it proof she has a sense of humour?
Boris as Foreign Secretary, now I've heard everything.!
Not pointing out the obvious, plenty of other better qualified people than me to do that, but, Boris????
What's next, an invitation to Nigel to join the party and head the Diplomatic Service?
We have had many surprises/shocks in recent weeks but I had hoped we'd finished.
Not a blog, not really a comment on the improbable, just a dazed disbelief as the new list of Cabinet Members is unrolled.
Beam me up Scotty (or has that already happened?
Thursday, 14 July 2016
Tuesday, 12 July 2016
A day in the life of St Mary's Eagle
They call me "The budgie". Rude innit?
Some of you may remember when that awful Ray woman made me this bonnet for Easter.
Thought it was funny.
(I did sneak a sly look in the mirror when they'd all gone home, thought I looked quite good)
Honest though, you'd never believe the things I've seen (and heard).
They lean on me to do their Sunday readings, idiots can't stand up by themselves.
They shout or whisper or croak, they mispronounce names, they pause in all the wrong places then climb down off the little step and leave sticky prints all over my nice clean shiny brass.
They ignore me when they have concerts in the church. Lovely music, awful people.
The brats (sorry, dear little children) poke and prod me and cover me in finger-prints, think just cos I'm brass I can't feel it.
Sometimes they have musicals or shows in the church, last week in was something called "Noye's Fludde", Can't even spell it proper can they?
Never occurs to them I might like a part. All those animals in the ark and not one single eagle to be seen, when the best looking eagle ever is standing there right in front of 'em.
I've been here a long time, longer than any of them but you don't see me on that old electoral roll of theirs. Like I said. Rude.
They never ask me to sing in their rotten old choir, not even an audition in all these years.
One thing though.
I'll still be here when they ain't.
Some of you may remember when that awful Ray woman made me this bonnet for Easter.
Thought it was funny.
(I did sneak a sly look in the mirror when they'd all gone home, thought I looked quite good)
Honest though, you'd never believe the things I've seen (and heard).
They lean on me to do their Sunday readings, idiots can't stand up by themselves.
They shout or whisper or croak, they mispronounce names, they pause in all the wrong places then climb down off the little step and leave sticky prints all over my nice clean shiny brass.
They ignore me when they have concerts in the church. Lovely music, awful people.
The brats (sorry, dear little children) poke and prod me and cover me in finger-prints, think just cos I'm brass I can't feel it.
Sometimes they have musicals or shows in the church, last week in was something called "Noye's Fludde", Can't even spell it proper can they?
Never occurs to them I might like a part. All those animals in the ark and not one single eagle to be seen, when the best looking eagle ever is standing there right in front of 'em.
I've been here a long time, longer than any of them but you don't see me on that old electoral roll of theirs. Like I said. Rude.
They never ask me to sing in their rotten old choir, not even an audition in all these years.
One thing though.
I'll still be here when they ain't.
Saturday, 2 July 2016
Where are the dark horses?
Surely no-one who has witnessed the unedifying spectacle of the scramble for the glittering prize (poisoned chalice) of party leadership (both parties), can possibly be in any doubt that politics is a dirty game.
Undignified in the extreme not to say treacherous in some cases, it has been and still is a perfect example of all that is worst in British politics.
Nothing is as it seems. No-one is as they (formerly) appeared. Who to trust?
I name no names. We have surely had as much of that as we can take, but it seems to me that no single individual of any political complexion has come out of this debacle looking clean and promising.
What we need now is a dark horse, a secret runner, in short God.
Time to turn over the tables in the temples, throw out the wicked and the weird and allow space for a decent honest well-balanced human being to emerge from the shadows,
Someone who has brains, business acumen, debating skills and a clear view of our future in his/her sights.
But, back in the real world, since only the membership of the two main parties may vote for their choice of leader the rest of us are doomed to sit and wait with fear and apprehension and not a great deal of optimism, to see what our confused brothers and sisters deem suitable for our needs.
Yes OK so I'm playing devil's advocate but also praying for common-sense to prevail.
Let's hope choices are made soon and with at least a modicum of intelligence, and God help us all.
Undignified in the extreme not to say treacherous in some cases, it has been and still is a perfect example of all that is worst in British politics.
Nothing is as it seems. No-one is as they (formerly) appeared. Who to trust?
I name no names. We have surely had as much of that as we can take, but it seems to me that no single individual of any political complexion has come out of this debacle looking clean and promising.
What we need now is a dark horse, a secret runner, in short God.
Time to turn over the tables in the temples, throw out the wicked and the weird and allow space for a decent honest well-balanced human being to emerge from the shadows,
Someone who has brains, business acumen, debating skills and a clear view of our future in his/her sights.
But, back in the real world, since only the membership of the two main parties may vote for their choice of leader the rest of us are doomed to sit and wait with fear and apprehension and not a great deal of optimism, to see what our confused brothers and sisters deem suitable for our needs.
Yes OK so I'm playing devil's advocate but also praying for common-sense to prevail.
Let's hope choices are made soon and with at least a modicum of intelligence, and God help us all.
Friday, 24 June 2016
BLACK FRIDAY
All my worst fears are realised.
The flag-waving, jingoistic tub-thumping pseudo-patriotic posturing of the Leave brigade has defeated common sense.
Gullible ill-informed and easily swayed the mass of the British public has voted us out of the EU.
What am I afraid of?
Everything.
Perhaps my greatest fear is that this is the thin end of the wedge which will allow fascism (never very far below the surface) to begin its slow creep into the British psyche.
This after all is the way Nazi Germany began to gain its hold over the reasonable fair-minded part of the population.
All economic considerations aside, and there are many, the insidious racist verbal attacks on sections of our society which have been so evident during this campaign are just the tip of the ice-berg.
Where do we go from here?.
Who knows, but I am praying hard.
The flag-waving, jingoistic tub-thumping pseudo-patriotic posturing of the Leave brigade has defeated common sense.
Gullible ill-informed and easily swayed the mass of the British public has voted us out of the EU.
What am I afraid of?
Everything.
Perhaps my greatest fear is that this is the thin end of the wedge which will allow fascism (never very far below the surface) to begin its slow creep into the British psyche.
This after all is the way Nazi Germany began to gain its hold over the reasonable fair-minded part of the population.
All economic considerations aside, and there are many, the insidious racist verbal attacks on sections of our society which have been so evident during this campaign are just the tip of the ice-berg.
Where do we go from here?.
Who knows, but I am praying hard.
Tuesday, 21 June 2016
Nocturnal Wittering
Where does sleep go when you need it?
Why, after a more than averagely tiring day is it impossible to rest and relax.?
Who decides when we will sleep and when we will remain wakeful and uneasy?
What perverse and contrary part of our own brain refuses to shut down despite the hour?
Knowing that the morning will be taxing and that the need for sufficient sleep is more important than usual, merely puts more pressure on the weary would-be sleeper.
Worrying about sleeplessness is absolutely pointless, as is deliberately attempting to relax, so, what to do?
Watching television is boring enough during daylight hours so not even worth considering.
Reading only makes the mind more active (well, mine anyway)
Please don't say hot milky drink. Ugh!
Suspect phoning one of my brothers might lead to excommunication (at the least).
Phoning anyone at all not a good idea.
Listening to the silence is unrewarding and a little unnerving.
Talking to myself is unproductive since I have nothing of value to say.
Don't want to go on a spider hunt (might find one)!!
Thinking about Thursday's vote is not going to help anything.
Mentally wandering down the highways and byways of my past is a daunting process since, as we age memories become hazy, fact merging with fiction and however full our memory libraries may be the retrieval system is unreliable.
This is the Summer Solstice and I am a Celt.
Could it be as simple as that?
Nah.!
Why, after a more than averagely tiring day is it impossible to rest and relax.?
Who decides when we will sleep and when we will remain wakeful and uneasy?
What perverse and contrary part of our own brain refuses to shut down despite the hour?
Knowing that the morning will be taxing and that the need for sufficient sleep is more important than usual, merely puts more pressure on the weary would-be sleeper.
Worrying about sleeplessness is absolutely pointless, as is deliberately attempting to relax, so, what to do?
Watching television is boring enough during daylight hours so not even worth considering.
Reading only makes the mind more active (well, mine anyway)
Please don't say hot milky drink. Ugh!
Suspect phoning one of my brothers might lead to excommunication (at the least).
Phoning anyone at all not a good idea.
Listening to the silence is unrewarding and a little unnerving.
Talking to myself is unproductive since I have nothing of value to say.
Don't want to go on a spider hunt (might find one)!!
Thinking about Thursday's vote is not going to help anything.
Mentally wandering down the highways and byways of my past is a daunting process since, as we age memories become hazy, fact merging with fiction and however full our memory libraries may be the retrieval system is unreliable.
This is the Summer Solstice and I am a Celt.
Could it be as simple as that?
Nah.!
Tuesday, 14 June 2016
Stay in or Leave?
Despite the fact that I know how I am going to vote I am still, against all my basic instincts, listening to arguments on both sides.
Somewhere hidden deep inside of my mind is a glimmer of hope that I may even now hear something which will convince me, one way or the other.
Given the calibre of the argument so far that is a vain hope.
Among the lies, half-truths, wild flights of fancy and scare mongering there is occasionally a grain of half visible truth.
There are real concerns as well as blind prejudices, crude racialism, fear-driven attacks, so far only verbal, but the heat is growing.
I do not own a crystal ball, have no secret information which is unavailable to the rest of the country, and have never claimed to be any kind of expert on political problems, but...............
There is just one thing which convinces me that staying in Europe makes better sense than leaving and that is the calibre of people who are espousing the 'leave' campaign.
If nothing else could make my mind up once and for all it is seeing 'Barmy Boris' and 'Foolish Farage' leading the opposition.
Somewhere hidden deep inside of my mind is a glimmer of hope that I may even now hear something which will convince me, one way or the other.
Given the calibre of the argument so far that is a vain hope.
Among the lies, half-truths, wild flights of fancy and scare mongering there is occasionally a grain of half visible truth.
There are real concerns as well as blind prejudices, crude racialism, fear-driven attacks, so far only verbal, but the heat is growing.
I do not own a crystal ball, have no secret information which is unavailable to the rest of the country, and have never claimed to be any kind of expert on political problems, but...............
There is just one thing which convinces me that staying in Europe makes better sense than leaving and that is the calibre of people who are espousing the 'leave' campaign.
If nothing else could make my mind up once and for all it is seeing 'Barmy Boris' and 'Foolish Farage' leading the opposition.
Tuesday, 7 June 2016
Out of Action
OK so the picture might be exaggerating slightly, but this is day five of a really nasty cold/virus/lurgy which has kept me in bed for 3 and a half days, and wanting to be in bed the remainder of the time.
Usual very sore throat, streaming nose, sneezing and coughing coupled with bouts of giddiness. Sweating profusely at the slightest exertion (or none at all) and total loss of appetite.
One kind neighbour bought my oranges, squash and grapes so I didn't have to even think of going out, another put out and replaced my bins for me on collection day, so there was no need to make any gestures toward 'normal activities'
Obviously, having missed church on Sunday, and my favourite anthem "Drop drop slow tears" I also am losing out on the suddenly wonderful weather after a really cold grey week.
This, in case you hadn't noticed is a bout of self-indulgent self-pity of the first order.
Having got it off my chest (so to speak), I should feel guilty but relieved.
I don't.
If I were a baby I'd throw my rattle out of the pram.
If I were a toddler I'd stamp and scream.
But I'm just a miserable, whinging old woman, sweating and whining.
And Blogging
Usual very sore throat, streaming nose, sneezing and coughing coupled with bouts of giddiness. Sweating profusely at the slightest exertion (or none at all) and total loss of appetite.
One kind neighbour bought my oranges, squash and grapes so I didn't have to even think of going out, another put out and replaced my bins for me on collection day, so there was no need to make any gestures toward 'normal activities'
Obviously, having missed church on Sunday, and my favourite anthem "Drop drop slow tears" I also am losing out on the suddenly wonderful weather after a really cold grey week.
This, in case you hadn't noticed is a bout of self-indulgent self-pity of the first order.
Having got it off my chest (so to speak), I should feel guilty but relieved.
I don't.
If I were a baby I'd throw my rattle out of the pram.
If I were a toddler I'd stamp and scream.
But I'm just a miserable, whinging old woman, sweating and whining.
And Blogging
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