Have just returned from a wedding in St. M's.
The choir were needed but there were only a few of us available, so filed into an unfamiliar stall, went to sit and found no seat!
Someone had not turned it back down, so I lowered it with an almighty crash and turned to my neighbour saying "someone had left the seat up"
Quick as a flash came the reply, "must have been a man"!
Mild hysterics followed.
Oh i do love a wedding!